Today I wore a dress to class. Not a big deal, I wear skirts all the time.
Except I was already in class before I realized that this dress has a tendency to ride up when I sit down.
And, unfortunately, I have to sit the entire time I’m in class.
I got to my first class, a statistics class, and sat just like I would on any normal day. I then realized my skirt, which had been just above me knees while I was standing, was inches away from giving my professor a glimpse of something he’s not supposed to see.
I tugged it down as far as it would go, which wasn’t as far as I would like (something about the cut of the dress), and made sure I was sitting as non-suggestively as possible.
In my second class, I was careful not to flash my crotch as I slid into my seat. Unfortunately, once I was already sitting, I realized that my cheek was only barely covered.
I’m really hoping this unintentional scandal will only help my grades and not give me a bad reputation.
I’m telling myself nobody noticed.
I also still haven’t changed, which would have probably been a smart thing to do, but I don’t want to be boring, you know?