Best Friend kidnapped me and took me to a meeting for an organization I used to be in. And sort of am still a part of. The notes below, typed to each other throughout the course of the meeting, demonstrate why I love zer so much. And (fake) married zer.
jvm,y cf, gjI LOVE YOUS
I LOVE YOU’
I WANT TO MARRY (woman in organization I have a crush on).
‘FUCK THTA SHIT, HOU RE MRARRIED TO ME. ALSO, i ANT HER SHE IS SO AWESOME. i THINK WE’RE GOING TO BE BEST FRINEDS.
NOT IF SHE STEALS YOUR WIFE
FUCK YOU, SARAH SCOTT.