I’ve been wearing a onesie lately.
It’s bad. Really bad.
Thermal. White. there’s a butt flap. It buttons up.
On New Year’s Eve, I wore it in public. Only the onesie, not anything over or underneath. This is what happens when I drink.
But I’m so smooth, that despite wearing what is possibly the most unattractive piece of clothing in existence, I still got laid.