So I’ve been on a major vampire kick lately.
I blame watching my first episodes ever of Buffy the Vampire Slayer all within a few days.
For the record, I don’t actually believe in vampires. I don’t think.
But that hasn’t stopped me from carrying a wooden stake around with me after dark. Even into the bar.
Or threatening both strangers and friends with it.
Or asking almost everyone I know if they’re a vampire.
Or closely monitoring the eating habits of my semi-nocturnal roommate.
People probably think I’m very strange.
It’s just you can never be too prepared.