Best Friend kidnapped me and took me to a meeting for an organization I used to be in. And sort of am still a part of. The notes below, typed to each other throughout the course of the meeting, demonstrate why I love zer so much. And (fake) married zer.
jvm,y cf, gjI LOVE YOUS
I LOVE YOU’
I WANT TO MARRY (woman in organization I have a crush on).
‘FUCK THTA SHIT, HOU RE MRARRIED TO ME. ALSO, i ANT HER SHE IS SO AWESOME. i THINK WE’RE GOING TO BE BEST FRINEDS.
NOT IF SHE STEALS YOUR WIFE
FUCK YOU, SARAH SCOTT.
Sorry my posts have been depressing lately. Girlfriend and I have been going through a rough patch, plus the stress of finals, doesn’t lead to much comedy.
Although, today, I was sitting in a meeting and set my pen in my lap without thinking. When I stood up to leave I realized there was a giant ink stain on my lap. Right in the crotch area.
On the way out, one of the girs asked me if I was actually a squid. To which I responded by wiggling my arms around in a squid-like manner.
Then I discreetly turned my skirt so the stain was in a less awkward body part and went on my way.
So if anyone has any tips for getting ink stains out of clothing, please let me know. I really like this skirt.