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Because I Love Zer

Best Friend kidnapped me and took me to a meeting for an organization I used to be in. And sort of am still a part of.  The notes below, typed to each other throughout the course of the meeting, demonstrate why I love zer so much. And (fake) married zer.

jvm,y cf, gjI LOVE YOUS

I LOVE YOU’

I WANT TO MARRY (woman in organization I have a crush on).

‘FUCK THTA SHIT, HOU RE MRARRIED TO ME. ALSO, i ANT HER SHE IS SO AWESOME. i THINK WE’RE GOING TO BE BEST FRINEDS.

NOT IF SHE STEALS YOUR WIFE

FUCK YOU, SARAH SCOTT.

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I’m a Squid

Sorry my posts have been depressing lately.  Girlfriend and I have been going through a rough patch, plus the stress of finals, doesn’t lead to much comedy.

Although, today, I was sitting in a meeting and set my pen in my lap without thinking.  When I stood up to leave I realized there was a giant ink stain on my lap.  Right in the crotch area.

On the way out, one of the girs asked me if I was actually a squid.  To which I responded by wiggling my arms around in a squid-like manner.

Then I discreetly turned my skirt so the stain was in a less awkward body part and went on my way.

So if anyone has any tips for getting ink stains out of clothing, please let me know.  I really like this skirt.

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