I’m more awkward than anyone you’ll ever meet.
I’m a mostly-lesbian, mostly-vegan super-femme.
I love Oxford Commas. And peanut butter.
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How to be Awkward · I don't know how I do it…I guess I was born this way
How to be Awkward 
Hey,
I’ll keep this simple:
I’m over in Austin Texas, and a lot of my friends smoke cigs.
Basically, I’m doing really well on not smoking and I won’t be smokin anything for the next week or two.
Join me, cause you obviously can, and we can not smoke together. Hit me up next time your breath quickens about a cigarette…
-Matt M.