I lied in the last post.
Instead of getting drunk to solve your problems, it is much better to eat an entire block of cheese and then get drunk.
Better for the body.
Obviously.
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How to be Awkward · I don't know how I do it…I guess I was born this way
How to be Awkward 
Did you eat my cheese? Also I’m glad to hear you are still quitting smoking. I feel bad that I haven’t seen you in FOREVER.
I didn’t eat your cheese, it was mine. Don’t worry.
And I miss you.